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Kymaro Rhythm Rocker™ … let’s sit down and dance!

By on July 26, 2010

Never in my life did I ever think I would see people sitting down and trying to replicate dance moves. I just goes beyond the laws of physics… you are supposed to “Get up and Dance!”.

Please can someone please tell how this piece of shit gives you a “full body workout” as it says in big white letters about a minute or so into the video? … and while you are answering that question, help me figure out why all the people in the beginning of the commercial are standing and doing regular dance moves that look nothing like the “moves” they do on the “Rhythm Rocker”.

Don’t get me wrong I do see actual practical application for this “Rhythm Rocker”. I think for the severely obese it would be a wonderful tool to get them moving in some way… but the reality is that the thin metal frame would buckle under the weight. If you watch the video you will see that no one is really that overweight (which was the intention).

This product only costs $99.99 retail. So that means it cost less than $20.00 to make. I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t trust anything that cost that little to hold up anything but a stuffed animal in the corner.

Just a little FYI- The Rhythm Rocker is brought to you by the same company who sells “The Body Shaper” and “The Bra Bust Cups”. So when you think about it, The Rhythm Rocker will just be another accessory in your bedroom or closet to do nothing for your “real” body.

Click the video below to watch a review done by Consumer Reports.

Eric Moss says:

It just never ends does it? I just blogged about something somewhat similar not even 5 minutes ago.

Dale says:

Looks like a sex machine for women, if you know what I mean