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How is a Fat Man taking up half the aisle on an airplane… safe… in any way?

By on June 11, 2010

I know I’m going to hear it from the Fat lovers and excuse makers out there but something has to be done about shit like this.  There is no way that a man or a women with their ass and body half way into the aisle of an aircraft is safe in any way.

One… and it’s pretty obvious… they’re blocking the aisle in case of an emergency.  You don’t have to be Einstein to figure that one out.  One that not too many people think about… is, more then likely this guy’s going to have a heart attack and if he has it on that aircraft, who is going to lift his ass up and off that plane? I know the flight attendents even if there are five of them aren’t going anywhere near that safety hazzard.  So it will be up to me or some other strong passenger that knows CPR to revive this guy to live another day to eat a box of cookies and a cottage ham.

I know I bitch about fat people and the airlines enough to make you sick but I still don’t see enough being done to help with the problem.  If you complain you are not compassionate to the human species and are downright cruel.  I’m sorry but that’s a bunch of horseshit… If the people that are this fat had an inkling of compassion for themselves they would do anything within their power and everybody else’s power to get the weight off.

I’m harsh because no one else is. Richard Simmons cried with the fat women and a lot of good that did them… they’re still crying only 40 lbs heavier then they were 20 years ago. It’s about time we stop making excuses and get it done?  Let’s make a serious commitment today to get shit done.  Do the work… pick any workout that you want and see it through… it’s up to you.  If you don’t like me calling you FAT, then do something about it.

Many thanks for the link to the feed!!!

Liz Donnelly says:


Love the new look, although that large body is quite disturbing. Do you always run into morbidly obese people when flying??

R.J. says:

Let’s just hope the terrorists are sitting behind him on the plane.

1. As a fat guy who is trying hard to not be one any more (down 28 lbs., 52 to go), I couldn’t agree more.

2. The new look of your blog is great. Clear. Concise. To the point. Easy to follow. All the things I want if I am spending what little time I have online reading what I want to read.

3. Question or Suggestion (not sure which). Does your blog offer an RSS feed? If not, is there a way to implement one?

Well done on all the work. Congratulations on all the success.